money mule 

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious

Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule

money mule by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025

money monkey 

A noticeably wealthy black person.

"Hey Patrick, you remember that black guy we stole a bike from? Turns out he's won the lottery."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."

money monkey by TheKnowledgeWithin June 3, 2025

Moneyocracy (noun) 

A political and economic system where power is determined not by votes, merit, competence, or representation — but by the deployment of money. In a moneyocracy, whoever controls the flow of funds controls the outcome.
Power flows through payment — whether it’s a billion-dollar contract, a social media boost, a legal bribe, or a personal favor. In a moneyocracy, influence and power are bought, not earned.
Capitalism governs trade. But when people start using money to gain power, influence decisions, and bypass merit or votes — a moneyocracy emerges. It’s not capitalism itself, but a system that grows out of it when wealth becomes the gateway to control.
Similar to a theocracy — where religion determines authority — in a moneyocracy, money is the religion.
In other words, merit, morals, votes, competence, ethics — and every other principle we claim to value — no longer determine power. Only money does, regardless of anything else.

We don’t live in a democracy — we live in a Moneyocracy (noun), where money is king and everything else comes second.

Moneyocracy (noun) by CloverGod June 30, 2025

Money Grabber 

A prostitute

I paid 10$ to have oral sex with a money grabber

Money Grabber by H4Z3L34442 July 2, 2025

Money Shift 

1 - A downshift from 5th gear to 2nd. It's called a "money" shift cus it fucking explodes your engine.

Xylo, you dumbass, you did a money shift in the civic!

Money Shift by Dave epic dude July 19, 2025

Money saved 

And do you want to know why the cost you are paying to build it is irrelevant?

Hym "Because you've been trying to build it for 20 years! Without the theory... MY THEORY you have been throwing money into the trash bin for years. I actively prevent the continuation of that waste by being better and more intelligent than everyone. AND... Your input is contingent on MY input. My input literally exists in a vacuum. Without the theory you don't have a thing dump money into. There is no counter-veiling theory. The one you are using NOW and the one is Singapore that is 100x faster are both my theory. You are paying for the money saved."

Money saved by Hym Iam July 28, 2025

Monesticle 

A person with only one mature testicle.

Adolf Hitler was considered a MONESTICLE

Monesticle by BenadrylBaller August 4, 2025