Tree Topping

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis

Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night

by NUTSofaNAT July 15, 2017

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Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

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Red top

Dating back to the early 1900’s. Associated with breaker boys who were employed to break up coal into manageable pieces. The boys would get soot and debris in their finger Tips that would cause pain, swelling and a red discoloration. Hence the term “Red Tops”. At the time the best solution was to pee on your hands to flush out the coal dust. After a while the boys would develop a higher tolerance or Calluses.

Johnny just started a new job with the local company. “Hey look at the new red top” said billy an older boy.

by Lord Beavis February 16, 2020

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Top

To feel a woman's boobs (tits)

I just top your girl and she liked it

by RJFG_M8 January 14, 2016

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Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.

Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.

by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019

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Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

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