Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.
> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"
by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025
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A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”
by DPBMFCEO December 10, 2025
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Stupendiously over priced cheese, like gold by ounce, impossible to get and an "acquired" taste ( which is to say you may not like it.
The world priciest cheese is made from donkey milk (great big story) youtube.com
Or possibly a poker bet?
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Or possibly a poker bet?
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