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hot loches

A maneuver commonly used by octogeneratic lesbians during the act of scissoring wherein their voracious labias slap feverishly together in a rhythm that is handed down their ancestors. In the event of a successful joining one lesbian will be selected as the Alpha lesbian sheerly based on the deepness of tone made during suction.
The bell are tolling the time for hot loches is at hand.
by Trixieneedsnewbraces69 June 7, 2021
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Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male
Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”
by Hello Future July 6, 2021
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Cathead Licker

To See How Long A"Worm Hand"Can Hold His Tongue To The Cathead Before It Burns The Tongue Cathead Licker.
Slap Sum"Pipe Dope"On The Backside Of Cathead To Kool That Cathead Licker Down. Ol'Skool
by "Scoobs " July 7, 2021
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nose licker

Someone who likes to lick noses a bit too much, can go too far and lick the teacher's or boss's nose aswell.
by Huasero November 15, 2021
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Screen Licker

That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.
Your a screen licker?!? That’s disgusting!
by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021
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Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.
Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.
by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021
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Web Licker

The first person of the day on a biking or hiking trail that clears the spider webs - often by running into them.
It's great to ride the trail early in the morning, except being the web licker and having to remove spiders from your face.
by HMIB October 9, 2021
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