Definitions by Chilly_Willy

Screen Licker 

That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.

Your a screen licker?!? That’s disgusting!

Screen Licker by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

Deaf 

What you call your friends when they don’t hear you the first time.

P1: Hey, can you get pizza?
P2: What?
P1: Are you deaf? Why didn’t you hear me the first time?

Deaf by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021