jaker

slang for jackass or dumbass

Everybody look at that jaker!

by sumbitch October 28, 2006

jakeification

The act of complicating and convoluting something.

This network design has a high degree of jakeification.

by Andrew June 17, 2006

Jakey

A tri-headed penis that, when one head is cut off, two grow in its place, giving the owner the ability to have sex with more and more girls depending on how many times he cuts off his penis

Last night I had sex with all three of your sisters at the same time using my Jakey

by chickenpoop37 October 18, 2013

jakes

A somewhat rare post-withdrawal nervous twitch seen in recovered heroin addicts, usually as a twitch of the head.

He was moving his head around so much I thought he had the jakes.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

jakeology

A religion & possible political party created by me, a 13 year old boy possibly related to Hitler. Which will clean up Britain and dump our problems on America. The Religion has a living god, me, which is more than all of the other religions x 1000000000. And you don't have to pray.

Here are some of the Jakeology party policies:

McDonalds Will be banned and destroyed and killed and burned and other nasty thing done to it including any customers and workers and anyone related to McDonalds this Law also applies to“ KFC, BURGER KING & OTHER IMPORTED FAST FOOD CHAINS excluding Taco Bell”

The words “init” & “bruv” will be banned

All Jaffacakes shall be put in a special aisle named the “Biscakes” section in all supermarkets

Police uniform shall be changed to a Ninja outfit

Marijuana will be legalised and sold in shops and smoked in a spliff with tobacco and none of the shitty chemicals in special Joint areas

by Jake Cave October 2, 2007

Jakel Snakel

The sexual act of pleasing yourself by using an already eaten or half eaten corn cob and inserting it into ones anus.

Ryan: Dude why are you limping like that?

Jake: I went to a Dropkick Murphy's concert last night and someone gave me a Jakel Snakel!

Ryan: Gross man!

by Little Goat syrup February 10, 2010

Jakeism

An action or event that is characterized by a person becoming infuriated with said action, and quitting like a bitch immediately.

Also, an action that is characterized by extreme boasting and/or insulting.

"Dude, you rage-quit from LoL games all the time, what a Jakeism."

"You don't have to be the best at everything, no need to pull a Jakeism."

"That guy is always bragging, his Jakeisms are too much for me."

by Dunkypoo June 16, 2012