seven dwarfs mine train

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple

I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.

by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014

dick dweller

when you sit around and just look for guys cocks and try to get sneek peeks in the bathroom

john is always hanging at wawa dick dwelling he tries to look at peoples cocks john is a dick dweller

by finch71 April 7, 2015

matrix dweller

Someone who is completely oblivious to the world around them. Usually found drinking an assortment of canned beverages and eating what ever's is most convenient.
Believes that voting works and that the Government has good intensions.

Related Words: Sheeple, Gentile, Ass Clown, Close Minded

"Check out that Wal-Mart parking full of Matrix Dwellers!"
"That guy has heart problems but is still drinking Diet Coke. Poor Matrix Dweller."

by WakeUP November 11, 2014

milk dwep

Fucking a pregnant women while drinking her milk out of her tit

You milk dwep my mom.

by bigdong21 May 15, 2015

cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016

filthy dwarf

When you kick a girl in both shins so she can't stand up properly and then shit in her head.

"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"

"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"

by Schleiermacher December 5, 2016

armpit dweller

When a girls boob's are big and sloppy and they fall into the armpit when she lays on her back

She was on bottom, I undid her bra and unleashed her armpit dwellers

by loby1konobie August 8, 2017