telaso

a curse word (lit. dick shit) originated from makassar. commonly used by high schools students during a fight.

A: telaso, go fight me, i dare you
B: sure, asshole

by YD8MGX May 12, 2024

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Telejerk

When someone works remotely from home and slacks off instead of working.

“Is Henry in the office today?”
“No, he’s at home telejerking today.”

by Mangina44 May 15, 2024

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Telejerk

When someone works remotely from home and slacks off instead of working.

“Is Henry in the office today?”
“No, he’s at home telejerking today.”

by Mangina44 May 15, 2024

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When a vacationing white man attends a rave in Tel Aviv, and tries to blend in by poorly imitating an Israeli accent, and bugs the crap out of the locals by asking everyone for molly, and to shut him up they just give him generic Vyvanse instead.

Bro, it was fun, except I went to the club and got totally Telavivanse'd. The locals are nice here though, everyone calls me a gentleman, only they say it like "gentile", its a sexy accent, and a couple of them are gonna teach me how to hanglide tomorrow. Anyways, see yall when I get home next week.

by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024

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Telli

French name for a boy. A very fine, handsome guy with soft hair. A Telli has the best smile and is very sweet. They are pretty rare to come by. They are usually into gaming and lots of sports and adventure. A Telli is multi talented. They are the best people to fall in love with. If you have a Telli in your life, consider yourself to be the luckiest of the luckiest.

Snowi: I am so lucky to have a Telli in my life!

Amin: I bet you are!! I wish I had a Telli in my life too :(

by tigeronetwo June 3, 2024

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