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Telavivanse

When a vacationing white man attends a rave in Tel Aviv, and tries to blend in by poorly imitating an Israeli accent, and bugs the crap out of the locals by asking everyone for molly, and to shut him up they just give him generic Vyvanse instead.
Bro, it was fun, except I went to the club and got totally Telavivanse'd. The locals are nice here though, everyone calls me a gentleman, only they say it like "gentile", its a sexy accent, and a couple of them are gonna teach me how to hanglide tomorrow. Anyways, see yall when I get home next week.
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TelAvivangelist 

Any of several Israel-based preachers who proffer rip-roaring "fire 'n' damnation" sermons on da boob-tube one or more times a week.
TelAvivangelists are all well and good for merely spouting sermons and expecting us to just accept what they say as true, but I would like to also hear from the opposing-viewed "AskAvivangelists", who pose the "tough questions" about religion that the prejudiced and closed-minded mainstream scripture-screamers aren't willing --- or even able --- to address.
TelAvivangelist by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008