Telavivanse

When a vacationing white man attends a rave in Tel Aviv, and tries to blend in by poorly imitating an Israeli accent, and bugs the crap out of the locals by asking everyone for molly, and to shut him up they just give him generic Vyvanse instead.

Bro, it was fun, except I went to the club and got totally Telavivanse'd. The locals are nice here though, everyone calls me a gentleman, only they say it like "gentile", its a sexy accent, and a couple of them are gonna teach me how to hanglide tomorrow. Anyways, see yall when I get home next week.

Telavivanse by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024

TelAvivangelist 

Any of several Israel-based preachers who proffer rip-roaring "fire 'n' damnation" sermons on da boob-tube one or more times a week.

TelAvivangelists are all well and good for merely spouting sermons and expecting us to just accept what they say as true, but I would like to also hear from the opposing-viewed "AskAvivangelists", who pose the "tough questions" about religion that the prejudiced and closed-minded mainstream scripture-screamers aren't willing --- or even able --- to address.

TelAvivangelist by QuacksO August 9, 2018