Mr. Bean

His hobbies are eating babies, twerking, and selling illegal beans

Baby: *cries*
Mr. Bean: Yum!!

by SpiderGamer_17 November 5, 2019

Expresso Bean

Adderall or some form of substitute, usually taken in the morning like coffee

I just popped a expresso bean bro it got me going...

by EyelidCinema October 28, 2023

Cool Beans

Something funny and cool

"Wow that's so cool

Cool Beans"

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Bean

A bean is a person who is very attractive

“Omg, Tiffany. Look at that bean over there”
“Ah, Jennifer don’t say that. But your right, he is a straight up bean”

by I look like a banana February 19, 2019

Jelly bean

A cripple that can't use their legs
"if your disabled, just be able"

"look at that jelly bean"
CC:"isn't that a cripple?"

by Cripple kill November 17, 2020

Beaned

Created by USAF airmen of Mexican descent stationed in Europe who would have sex with women who had never been with a Mexican man before. Used exclusively with white europeans.

“Bro i beaned that Estonian shawty last night”
“She’s been beaned bro you don’t want that”
“I thought I had beaned that girl, but I found out later she had fucked José a few months back”
“I don’t think she’s been beaned before bro, she’s never even ate menudo”

by therealairmansnuffy July 11, 2022

Dry bean

A dry texter, someone who can’t hold a conversation, and usually reply’s with a one word answer.

I was talking to Nolan earlier the convo was such dry beans.

by Genevieve13 August 16, 2024