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Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Facebook-blue

Facebook-blue is the specific blue used in facebook also known as the hex color code #4267b2
this word is mostly used when seeing another website with the same or similiar blue as facebook
Steve:"Nice website you got there, I see you are using Facebook-Blue"
Bob:"thanks, how did you know?"
Steve:"well, I just do"
by Henxter November 27, 2017
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Facebook envy

A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.
"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
by sandyzombie April 28, 2021
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Facebook

Man 1: Hey someone hacked my Galaxy S9
Man 2:How?
Man 1: They got my Facebook password and used the app to reset my phone cuz it can access all my files
by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018
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Facebook Slander

Facebook slander is when someone mainly a fake friend deletes or blocks you and then spreads false accusations and rumors trying to get others against you,usually only cowards are guilty of this and usually get their asses beaten to a pulp in the end
So you like to Facebook slander others because you think its cool and you're a coward because you wouldn't say it to their face.
by peasenoff smells July 29, 2020
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Butt-facebooking

The act of sitting on ones backside all day Facebooking
Were you Butt-facebooking all weekend? Yeah, me too!
by Annie Bear PBP August 22, 2011
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Facebook

A social network for making friends or enemies. Be aware of social sluts who tend to friend everything that breathes.
Random call girl - "Are you on Facebook, Mr. President?"
by swag wag December 25, 2017
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