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John Kerry 

A moderate Democratic Senator, different ranking methods rate him between the 12th and 22nd most liberal Senator, he is in the center of the Democratic Party. Voted for the Iraq War. During the Democratic primary most people said they voted for him for no other reason than him being "electable". In exit polls 80% of the people who voted for Kerry said they were going on what they had seen on TV, 20% had actually researched all of the candidates. It was the opposite for Dean, 80% of the people who had voted for Howard Dean had researched all of the candidates. He was not a "flip-flopper", he never changed his mind on an issue, but on many issues he was deliberately vague. Contrary to Republican propaganda he did have one consistent position on Iraq.

Even though Kerry was such a poor candidate, Bush won with the smallest margin of victory for a sitting president in U.S. history. Bush received 2.5% more than Kerry; the closest previous margin won by a sitting President was 3.2% for Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
I'm sick of the Democratic Party nominating conservative Democrats, it's time to have a real liberal like Dennis Kucinich run for President. I will admit that Kerry was slightly better than Clinton or Gore.
John Kerry by Juan Gomez May 13, 2005
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John McCain

Guy 1: "So, I saw John McCain at the Suns game last week."

Guy 2: "lol"

John Cena 

The sexual act of waiting for your partner to command you to shout her name, but instead shouting "JOHN CENA!" as loud as possible while simultaneously putting her in a chokehold, lift her off the bed/couch/table and slamming her to the ground, and then running around the room singing the theme song while helicoptering until you nut.
"How was sex last night"
"Pretty good until he pulled a John Cena"
John Cena by Nicolas Cena September 17, 2015

John Wayne 

a Nazi, according to the best band ever, MDC.
"John Wayne was a Nazi.
He liked to play SS.
He had a picture of Adolf as a boy.
Tucked into his cowboy vest."
John Wayne by TheStig1214 July 13, 2010

John Lewis 

A person who screams way too much and sexually identifies as a Johnbat. A person who is 500% white but still claims to be 50% Native American because his dad is 25% Native American. Also a world renowned singer most well known the Legacy of a Legend John Lewis edition game of the year edition. He holds a high fear of Mexicans with praying Mantises. Also that one guy.
Rebeca: I am partially Native American

John Lewis: I am better than you because I am 50007% Native American therefore I am truly better than you will ever hope to be
John Lewis by Yoloswagbot December 13, 2017

John Bell 

Just a small town guy raised up on soccer
Hey man, I'm just your usual John Bell.
John Bell by Dr. Noodle February 16, 2017