bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.

"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"

by minerharry January 22, 2025

Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

burrito brain

Receiving oral pleasure from a member of the latinx community.

"Bro I bagged this Mexican bitch and she gave maaaaad burrito brain."

by Grebboblio January 24, 2025

Broke Brain Virus

A bug that does the opposite of the Woke Brain Virus, making people believe that landowners have the right to violently impose their will on people using the resources of the land the claim to own and that people who oppose the will of people claiming ownership of land should be able to dictate government policy are mentally ill from the Woke Brain Virus and are enemies of the state.

All of the anti-transgender executive orders are the result of the broke brain virus working in President Trump and his base.

by WhistleBlower0013 January 29, 2025

Peg Brain

When you get pegged so much, it affects your day to day thinking and your insecurities act out in real time

Man he’s gotten pegged so much, he keeps trying to overcome for his insecurities, he def has peg brain

by Bbc King Poppa January 23, 2026

Spitting Brain

The act of speaking without an idea of a purpose (i.e. saying word salad, blabbering, or spitting out random words)

Sorry, I was just spitting brain.

by anonymous January 23, 2026

valve brain

That one dude in a Valve game that won't stop talking shit usually has a nasally voice.

Alfredo: Bro, that valve brain wouldn't shut up last game. What was his problem?
Kelly: Idk man, maybe he only plays games that Steam creates.

by krogerkilla January 30, 2026