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Jesus

My favourite characters include, Harry Potter, The Easter Bunny, Santa, and Jesus.
by tAll pOppy sYndrome July 31, 2021
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Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.
Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...
by somedude149 May 13, 2014
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Jesus

A guy named Jesus has many talents and is really good at being a dick when needed. But if you leave him alone, he can be a great friend, partner and lover. But the moment you push his buttons he’ll give you hell.
Someone-Why haven’t you done this?

Jesus- bitch mind your own business.
by Sausage! My ass!. November 23, 2021
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Jesus christ

Our lord that will protect us from the homos.
-Look it's jesus christ

-amen
by 1337eliteprokillstreak February 7, 2018
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Jesus

Ronnie asked “who even is Jesus?”

Our lord and saviour you sinner
by Kdiz August 16, 2021
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Jesus

Guy 1: Do you know jesus?
Guy 2: Hell yea man hes a legend
by lplikferd August 4, 2024
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