Fountain of Youth

The act of "squirting" on your partner for enjoyment. AKA Money Shot. Fountain for a geyser and youth because, well...thats where babies come from.

"I stood right over him and worked my clit until I gave him a huge fountain of youth.

by TheZenMaster October 15, 2012

YETH

how asian downies say 'yes'

"Hey 2 did you do your homework"? "yeth"

by opgoat69 November 30, 2017

hitler youth

A total asshole
One who hates all walks of life
Thinks he is godly
Like calling someone "jew" as an insult.

Fuck you man, you're such a hitler youth.

by MunkySox June 1, 2004

youth group

adj.

any trend popular within christian groups; not cool anymore; lame shit.

Girl 1: ohmygosh I just got this pink hair feather!
Girl 2: Ya you look so hot ohmygosh it's so cool we should go see Carrie Underwood!
Guy 1: Hey ya'll i got a new guy harvey shirt!

Guy 2: You guys are so fucking youth group.

by shellllllllls August 17, 2011

Youthinasia

Youthinasia is the name of a young chinese boy, hence 'youth in asia.' He grew up in China where he worked 24 hours a day, 7 days a week as a Chinese Gold Farmer on World of Warcraft just like his family. One day, his mother and father sacrificed everything they had in order to move to America and seek better jobs as janitors and factory workers. They also have been trying to learn English. Unfortunately, Youthinasia was never able to master this new language. His peers would beat him up for the lulz and make fun of his poor Engrish. Because he could never do well in school, Youthinasia dropped out and now plays World of Warcraft 24/7 once again as a Chinese Gold Farmer. When his parents found out, they were disgraced. Youthinasia greatly dishonored his family and his parents went to Dr. Kevorkian to die via euthanasia. From that day on, the boy's name has become a term to describe the greatest level of nerdy failure ever.

Wow dude, you are so fucking nerdy. Plus, it also very noticeable that you are a huge failure. Congratulations, fuckbucket, you're the new Youthinasia!

by Travis Boudreax May 28, 2008

World Youth Day

An international congregation of young Catholics, which takes place approximately every 1-3 years. Each event is visited by hundreds of thousands (and even millions) of obnoxious pilgrims, who (in the spirit of the Catholic Church, nay! in the spirit of religion in general) flock to their holy destinations, adopting a downright ignorant and therefore religiously hypocritical stance to the ever-so-obvious problems faced by so many others back in their mother countries. With countries such as Brazil and Mexico, which evidently face hunger problems, as well as various African countries whose HIV/AIDS disasters can be directly attributed to the Catholic church's fascistic stranglehold on both their governments and people, millions of tax-payer dollars is seen poured directly into funding this money-making scandal.

World Youth Day is a twenty-first century money-making scandal and should not be attended by anybody with the most miniscule sense of social equality.

by pens nizzle August 22, 2008

Fountain of Youth

A sexual act where one partner urinates into another elderly partner's mouth who has a gaged labret piercing. As the first partner is urinating, it simultaneously flows from the labret piercing.

Kayley felt ten years younger after Rich performed the Fountain of Youth.

by Rich and Jackie October 8, 2007