woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.

"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"

by watermelongatorade February 02, 2017

woody harrel’s son

‘That random person’you meet when out and about.

Who’s that guy? Lol, i don’t know, i think he’s woody harrel’s son.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

woody with a hoodie

Uncircumcised dick

Holy shit...
Charles took his sexy little boxer briefs off, and ran his woody with a hoodie right down my fucken throat....again

by Juwel June 01, 2018

spark a woody

Means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood.

Spark a Woody get a buzz like lightyear

by RottenPoop October 12, 2017

the woody bunch

This is the new family name of the tiger woods girls (family)
The tiger bunch or the woody bunch
This is seen on TV and online

have you heard of the woody bunch,
is ther 9 now in the woody bunch
the woody bunch 19th girl went to hospital

by triple_play_69 December 08, 2009

hoodie-woody

Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.

Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.

by QuacksO March 03, 2018

Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017