wenched

combination of wench and divorced. ex-wife of a loser with a elvis look a like hair do.

"after she talked about her problematic incest loving loser of a husband/boyfriend/baby's daddy for 10 friggin hours, I got tired and called her a stupid wenched bitch"

"you're wenched.deal with it and take care of your didnt asked to be here friggin kids you stupid fuckin slut wannabe""get a LIBRARY card, educate yourself with USEFUL material,and stop being such a fried fake and baked" cried LaLa in utter DISGUST

by accidental creation March 8, 2008

Elf Wenches

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."

Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.

by mcgangbang541 September 8, 2010

morgan the sea wench

a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.

i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!

by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoodle September 24, 2011

Wench

A ladyshape that is at one with the countryside. Usually associated with bitches that you find in taverns in the 17th century.

"... Go Plow Some Fields Bitch!"

"Jesus, Judy is a right wench!"

by Mike Foster November 9, 2006

Winchester, MA

Ok so Winchester is a town close to Boston that is home to very rich parents with big houses and rich children. There are some people who aren't rich and just live there for the schools and people usually notice. The town is so boring there is nothing to do but spend their parents money or drink and party. So of course they drink and party. Winchester is the sort of place where if your in, say Main, and you tell people you're from Winchester, they'll look at you funny and automatically assume you're a rich bitch, which 65% of the time s true. Winchester is known for its abnormal alcohol and drug use, despite the schools' constant reminder not do drink and not to do drugs. The schools are really really really good and an A in Winchester is good in a college's eyes. There is a ton of pressure to take AP classes and do well in school. The teachers usually can't even afford to live in Winchester. If you're from Winchester and people don't know you very well they will probably judge you for living there. Every kid in Winchester absolutely HATES Winchester with a burning passion because it's so boring.

winchester, ma winchester rich rich kids drinking drunk alcohol drugs preppy Boston slut

by Foodyum April 28, 2013

wench

Big Bonny Wench

A plump, buxom but cute girl

Oi wench!

by therealrichieedwards May 1, 2004

wench

1. A woman

2. A whore/prostitute etc (most commonly used by pirates)

3. My Personal definition - a close friend, sort of like a best friend, who you'd do anything for (in a non-sexual way) and who you get on really well with. A term of endearment.

1. "Look, there goes a wench"

2. "I be requiring the services of a wench"

3. "You're my dearest, darling, Wench"

by Helen J C September 20, 2005