windows update

Another name for virus

OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!

by Source November 12, 2003

Windows 7

The official code-name for Microsoft's next new operating system, devised just days after Windows Vista was released. Windows 7 will be released 1 day after Windows Vista is made perfect, after that Windows 8 will be released.

What the fuck do you mean I need to buy Windows 7??? I just bought that piece of shit Windows Vista yesterday! Damn, I sooo wish I had Linux right about now!

by Doug52392 November 7, 2007

Windows XP

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!

"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

windows fisher price

This is the name of a theme that comes default with windows. It looks like it's simple with no sharp edges, kinda like ti was made from Fisher Price.

*dark4190 goes onto a friend's freshly formatted computer*
dark4190: Ahhh, wtf? Windows Fisher Price?! Change your damn theme!!

by dark4190 July 25, 2008

windows update

the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.

"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"

by Catachresis June 4, 2004

Windows

The name of the operating systems made by Microsoft, which has developed from quite simple beginnings, into a more and more bloated and resource hungry OS. The reason 99% of people use it is because it's the only fucking thing available with good software/hardware support.

Each succesive release was designed to take advantage of the new and more powerful technologies available. Or in plain English, the extra bloat in the new version would require more powerful hardware, negating the extra processing power available and cancelling out the benefits of more powerful (not to mention expensive) hardware.

Person A: Windows sucks.
Person B: Why don't you use something else then?
Person A: Like what?
Person B: Linux? Mac?
Person A: Do they support all my hardware and programs?
Person B: Ah.

by generic October 16, 2004

Windows XP

A computer operating system (OS) designed by Microsoft. The Proffessional version is a lot better then the Home edition, which is still okay. It is user friendly and only crashes on occasion, usually due to user error. If you don't know how to build a computer or write a program, use Windows XP. If you do, use Linux.

Linux User: I know how to build computers, write applications, and just about everything else to do with computers. Windows XP is to user friendly, it sucks!
Windows XP User: You know what, I don't know how to do any of that. I'm using Windows XP.

by Shortyafter January 1, 2005