Pulled a Wess

to wander aimlessly while inebriated in unknown territory or unfamiliar places. Often while loosing something of im"portance.

The fountain was great but I lost my glasses. I so "Pulled a Wess"

by daniellezzz July 24, 2011

Misters Smith and Wesson

Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.

Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.

by EchoNovember October 22, 2011

stiff and wesson

A very manly man erect penis at full strength

Chuck: how was the date last night?
Steve: solid she loved the stiff and Wesson.

by Nhlistotallyfun August 14, 2016

dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017

Glaxo Smith and Wesson

When you campaign for three terms of service from age 5 and then then dehistorify you and tell your whole family to eat dick and starve

I've been hit by Glaxo Smith and Wesson

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma

I just burned you, what are you gonna do about it

Person1: u ugly
Person2: not as ugly as you! Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma

Person1: bruh

by Nubnoob9 February 27, 2023