whackin' it

masterbation, or stroking the penis until a climax it reached.

we was whackin' it

by dan-squared November 2, 2008

whack M.C.

a whack mc is usually any rapper on Mtv... these people rap to make money and talk about nothing exept thier money and hot ass girls in the videos, thease people are NOT to be confused with hip-hop artists. real hip-hop M.C.'s rap about life, and all aspects of it.

lil'jon is a whack m.c. what a dumb ass? why did you people make him a millionare?

by matt the new felon October 28, 2004

Liberal Whack-Job

One who aligns themself with the left of center or left wing party, democrat or socialist. Distortion of history, politics, and social issues is usual. They enjoy smoking pot, looking at flowers, singing Kum-By-ya, and holding hands. They can usualy be found protesting everything under the sun and feel that they deserve handouts and have a right to a job, other peoples money, and emot whatever they feel without consequences.

All the Democrats, socialists, environmental extreamists, anti-war nut jobs, Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, Al Frankin, and all the likes of Air America.
These are all Liberal Whack-Job types.

by Mike3452 October 17, 2006

Pud Whacker

Originally used to degrade chonic masturbaters, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one's skill, ability, or intellegence. See also: fucktard

Dude, shut the fuck up and quit being such a goddamned pud wacker.

by C:dub April 28, 2003

whack

to kill or murder; mafia term

Tony, did you whack that guy yet?

by idk October 4, 2003

whackin

Slang term for masturbation.

Any man born with a penis and a hand with at least a thumb and 2 fingers should be able to accomplish the feat.

Step 1: Find a good place to remove penis from pants. Suggestion: Shower, bedroom, dusty attic.

Step 2: Withdraw penis from pants.

Step 3: Double check location for humans and house pets. If they see you it could be uncomfortable.

Step 4: Open hand, place penis in hand, get a firm grip around your 'cock'. Lotion may be necessary to prevent chafing.

Step 5: Stroke penis with hand either gently or feverishly (or both).

Step 6: Repeat step 5 over and over until white fluid is ejected from the mushroom shaped head sitting atop the shaft. This should feel exquisite.

I enjoy feverishly whackin my cock in my dusty attic while rats bite at my toes and scrotum any chance I get.

I think about big fat Jamaican women when I am whackin my schlong. They make good grits and have jungle titties. I want to stick my penis in their large, dark, cavernous vaginas.

by ChocolateCoveredBallsacks March 5, 2008

dope whack skool

The school that dope rappers have to send the lame-ass posers back to, so they can study on how to rhyme and flow like tha pros. Coined by rapper Ledbatz, 2005.

This n****'s flow is whack. Send him back 2 dope whack skool.

by Ledbatz September 24, 2005