When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.
by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009
Get the Shafty Weiner mug.Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)
"Did you get to the Y today"?
"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."
"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."
by JeremyJB July 3, 2008
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by C-Nut April 19, 2008
Get the make weight mug.Exactly like "hogging" or hooking up with a fat chick. My brother always hooks up with bigger girls after a few beers. He said he was going to bang the weights, so I assumed it was slang for chasing chubbies.
by Sir Pukesalot March 5, 2011
Get the Banging the weights mug.a verbal request and implied challenge to use heavier weight on exercise apparatus (i.e. a bench press or squat rack) in an over-crowded gym to gain sole usage of the respective equipment.
Tron walked into the gym wanting to bench press, however, all of the benches were full. Luckily for Tron, there was mad weak-sauce on one of the benches. Tron approached the low-life weak-saucer and issued a weight check. Having successfully lifted an exponentially larger amount of weight, the weak-saucer had no choice but to call off troops and recede to a corner to accept his shame.
by InsightD October 22, 2008
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yea man but i use my weiner cleaner before i go get the job done. it smells like a chode
yea man but i use my weiner cleaner before i go get the job done. it smells like a chode
by nukkaslappa August 5, 2009
Get the weiner cleaner mug.- Yo, did you see Kenneth last night?
- Yeah! He got wasted off beer mixed with sprite!
- Oh man, what a light weight.
- Yeah! He got wasted off beer mixed with sprite!
- Oh man, what a light weight.
by Kenneth Lipa September 12, 2009
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