Joel's Watch

The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"

I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.

by gotgolf72 September 23, 2008

WATCHING CARTOONS

TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS KNOWLEDGE.

1)"NO MOM, WE WEREN'T HAVE SEX, WE WERE WATCHING CARTOONS"

2)CARRIE:"HEY CALEB, WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM AND WATCH CARTOONS?' *WINK* *WINK*

by SCARRIEFAIRY August 5, 2008

Sin Watch

Sin watch is when you try and help a person who gives their permission to keep an eye on them and you give them support so they won't sin.

I put myself on sin watch so I wouldn't use a mosque as a urinal or a shitter again.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Eyefully watching

Watching someone in a creepy and sneaky way.

Stop eyefully watching me!

by prpPRP February 18, 2017

watch the dog

Homosexual relations, man on man loving.

Apparently, Alex and Bobby watch the dog all the time...

by Billy Nubbin August 10, 2006

Baby Watch

Baby Watch is when a pregnant woman is close to her due date. It is the last remaining days, leading up to the birth of a baby. Mother, Father, family and friends begin to watch for signs of labor: burst of energy, contractions, water breaking, etc.

My daddy is excited about Baby Watch and has the baby-go-bag, packed and ready for when mommy goes into labor.

by elisapetesa August 30, 2015

watching cats

viewing pussy, watching porn

Joe spent hours watching cats on the internet.

by Arsewhole February 22, 2014