Waldport

I happen to live in Waldport. It's a bull-shit excuse for a town.

A small town on the Oregon coast, where the town shuts down at 9pm. Sports are everything to this town (even though the teams SUCK.) The high school is full of stoner's, wanna-bes, people who live to bring others down and whores. There are only a handful of useful people that graduate from the school. Everyone else either stocks shelves or waits tables. The town recently got credit, only because someone who graduated in 2009 was accepted to play football for the Oregon ducks.

All in all, this town is full of retired couples, drug addicts, teenage girls who sleep around, and teenage boys who drinkdrinkdrink.

Now, I'm going to be fair here, and stand up for the good this town has to offer as well.

Amongst the, lets say, 2/3 of bull-shit this town dishes out, there are people who in this town that are decent. That's about it.

Waldport SUCKS.

They must be from Waldport. I mean, she looks like a crack-whore

by Honesty.is.key. January 20, 2011

Waldorf Schools

Waldorf Schools are a type of school popular in Europe and North America. Waldorf Schools are descended from the original Waldorf school in Germany, founded in the late 1800s by a racist German man named Rudolf Steiner. They closely resemble a cult, banning electronics from school grounds, celebrating obscure pagan festivals such as Michaelmas, banning candy and other sugary treats from school grounds and serving only organic meals to the kids. Many don't have a science class, while almost all have knitting, woodwork, Latin, chorus and orchestra as mandatory classes. They tend to be christian and conservative.

"Bro, she went to a Waldorf Schools?"
"Yeah, that's probably why she growls at people when she's mad."

by luckycharmsofficial November 28, 2018

Walderbeast

Hairy northern animal with bitch tits

Matthew the walderbeast

by David February 17, 2004

Waldgirgl

The most awful fake Jegermeister this world has seen. It tests the will of the strongest man by enduring the shot of waldgirgl without exhaling for 10 seconds. Hugely popularised by Rak Prstenjak

Bro 1: Yo have you tried Waldgirgl?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, that shit sucks. I would rather drink elephant piss than that crap!

by RakPrstenjak December 18, 2019

Roe vs. Wade

Roe vs. Wade is not a Supreme Court decision on abortion, but a decision an illegal alien must make when reaching the Rio Grande River. Does he Roe or Wade across the river.

When the group of illegal aliens reached the Rio Grande, the group leader had to decide, Roe vs. Wade.

by anonymous June 24, 2022

waldorfer

handsome, synth-loving geek with a batface

he was so adorable i knew he had to be a waldorfer

by dixie72 June 3, 2007

Wade Parent

A douche. Also can be known as a penid or yeaaaaaaaaaaaah. Has been known to say bunk alot.

a Wade Parent would say:

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah our service levels are bunk, penid douche yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

by Fritsen January 31, 2010