wack slacks

old ripped jeans

don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

Crazy-Wack

Adj., implying that something is Crazy and/or Wacky.
A more exaggerated and less formal way of implying something is odd.

John: "After those first for years, I can't believe that the country reelected George W. Bush!"

Joe: "I know, right? Crazy-Wack!"

by SneakyLemur October 5, 2007

chill wack

A male casually masturbating

I'm just gonna go home, have chill wack, and watch some parks and rec.

by Problematic fav March 10, 2016

Bush Wacking

A very outdoorsy person, who spends most of his time out on nature walks, but then experiences a sudden burst of hornyness, so then resorts to finding the nearest bush and masturbating in it. Bush wackers generally use the closest and largest leaf to emit, or wipe up, any unwanted man goop.

Jamal: "hey Sampson! we've been hiking for hours, i say we take a break to session up some bush wacking."
Sampson: "yea dawg, im down ive a had side pipe for hours."
Jamal: "i dunno about you but ive been eyeing up that crevice in that mossy piece of bark over there"

by jolust June 11, 2006

Wack Bastard

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.

Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!

by Alan May 9, 2004

Patty Wack

A person of Latino heritage or someone with the same skin color.

I am going to have that patty wack cut my grass.

by Matthew T. Kane June 20, 2006

Wack

the wireless Stephen uses

me: hey steve wussup
stephen: hi im aight u
stephen signed off at 3:30 pm
stephen signed on at 3:31 pm
stephen signed off at 3:32 pm
stephen signed on at 3:33 pm
stephen signed off at 3:34 pm
stephen signed on at 3:35 pm
me: ur wireless is WACK
stephen signed off at 3:36pm

by lmao im not slackin June 2, 2008