North Vista Secondary School

A shit school with shit people

Fuck North Vista Secondary School

by anonymous August 20, 2021

Stretch-o-vision

Fake high definition. When an hd channel takes a non hd show and stretches it to fit a full hd screen.

Hey, Brian, why does everyone on tv look wide?

This show's in stretch-o-vision.

by Iced 40 February 21, 2009

4th gen Ethereal visuals

4th gen Ethereal visuals used to describe Enhypen Sunoo for his outstanding visuals that make people speechless.

That person stage presence and beauty make me speechless 😲

Of course it's 4th gen ethereal visuals(Sunoo)

by Ni-ki September 21, 2021

ViSTAiDS

The result of installing the Windows Vista "Operating System" onto a partition. Once you realize how horrible Vista is, you will want to uninstall it and switch back to XP or a UNIX distro. But you will not be able to do this, as your hard drive will have Vistaids. You will have to download Vistaids cure tools to remove the aids.

"OMFG I can't install Windows XP because my hard drive has Vistaids!

by LONGPOKE May 27, 2008

Stripper Vision

Also known as "Post Exotic Dancer Vision Disorder (PEDVD)". This is a condition where the subject, for several days after a gentlemen's club binge, begins to think every other woman he sees is a dancer he saw the night before. The subject begins lookin closely at grocery store clerks, bank tellers, pedestrians in cross walks, etc. as if he has seen them before, naked. Unlike the usual male preoccupation of imagining women without their clothes on. In this case the subject is convinced he's actually seen them without their clothes on.

Bruce: "Hey, that's that dancer we saw last night, Angel, over there pumpin' gas at the 7 Eleven!!!

John: "No man, Angel didn't have a tattoo on her shoulder.
You just have Stripper Vision".

by curly dog master July 30, 2008

The Pirate of Isla Vista

Always in search of booty, the pirate of Isla Vista reigns supreme among bums. Raging on all weekends and willing to show anyone his tricks

Long live the pirate! Santa Barbara loves you!

The Pirate of Isla Vista shows tricks like: drinking his 40 through his eye and spitting it out his mouth, playing tunes on the harmonica, telling drunken stories of adventurous beach love with IV sluts.

by Alex from UCSB February 14, 2006

Dr Vision

AKA Mad Dog 20/20, Mad Dog or MD20/20. Take the MD and you get the "Dr", take the 20/20 and you get the perfect "vision". Perfect, because this shit is the perfect beverage for cheap bastards, hobos, teenage girls who don't like the taste of beer, teenage boys who drink like teenage girls and cheap hobo teenage girls who don't like the taste of beer (or any other combination of the above). Any person who drinks this fine wine is one fine individual. Drink two bottles and you're protected from eternal damnation (it's in the bible).

Genesis 19:30-38

"Let's get our father to drink Dr Vision and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."

by pitythafoo October 3, 2007