treat y'er self

A derogatory statement aimed at one you are displeased with. Another way to say 'to give head', also a common ending to an arguement

Fuck you bitch!
Yeah, treat y'er self!

by p-diddy17 January 26, 2006

Rice Krispie Treat

When an old lady sits on your face and gets bits of depends in your mouth, making for a glazed, crispy treat.

I just got a rice krispie treat from that cafeteria lady. It was delicious!

by super.wang November 22, 2010

rice krispy treat

When a man is about climax, he pulls out and puts his dick into the girl's ass and orgasms. He then has the girl fart out the cum into his mouth. The girl is also farting dingleberries into the guys mouth at the same time, hence the rice krispy treat effect.

Hey, I can't believe I was lucky enough to have Lucy feed me some rice krispy treats the other night.

by Pete Shabalski April 21, 2007

San Francisco Treat

oral sex performed on a supposedly straight man by a gay man

Dude, just say no if Bruce offers you a "San Francisco Treat".

by Scoats August 11, 2003

Travis County Treat!

Placing Texas style Bar B Q brisket on your partners genitalia and then eating it.

Susan and I picked up brisket at Snow's yesterday and later we enjoyed the Travis County Treat!

by Damnidstuff November 30, 2011

Tuck n' Treat

The act of tucking someone in to bed with a sexual act. Getting it in and getting out!

He drove to her house at midnight for a little Tuck n' Treat before heading home.

by 9jeans July 25, 2015

Wowee what a treat

A sentence that Niall Horan is obsessed with

Interviewer: I baked a pie yesterday
Niall: Wowee what a treat

by V@s_h@ppenin_k3vin April 21, 2021