As made famous by the 2010 Usher song "Hot Toddy" featuring Jay-Z and Ester Dean, a "Hot Toddy" is a person with whom you conduct a sexual relationship under the implicit understanding that each participant may be maintaining a separate monogamous sexual relationship with another, all of whom who must remain unaware of this activity.
Tim has sex with Jeff's girlfriend Sarah one or more times without Jeff ever finding out, because Tim and Sarah have an implicit understanding that neither of them will take actions leading to Jeff finding out; Sarah is thereby Tim's Hot Toddy.
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Get the frog and toad mug.1. a suffix added to any word rhyming with it. the addition of the suffix transforms the word into a clause answering the question that prompted the utterance of the word to begin with.
usage notes: (a) the preceding word alters its spelling to resemble that of the suffix (i.e., "oa"). (b) some circles of linguists argue that the resulting clause can take any tense. (c) responsively, toad is used in its second use (see below). (d) the requirement of rhyme can be stretched if the user of "toad" as a suffix is intoxicated, and the general consensus is to only need to rhyme the vowel section of the word.
2. (mf) one's person.
usage notes: (a) the preceding word alters its spelling to resemble that of the suffix (i.e., "oa"). (b) some circles of linguists argue that the resulting clause can take any tense. (c) responsively, toad is used in its second use (see below). (d) the requirement of rhyme can be stretched if the user of "toad" as a suffix is intoxicated, and the general consensus is to only need to rhyme the vowel section of the word.
2. (mf) one's person.
1. "what are you doing?"
"koadtoad."
(koadtoad means "i'm programming")
"why are your eyes red?"
"smoaktoad"
(smoaktoad means "i was engaging in the consumption of cannabis")
2. "where is yr toad? it was supposed to get here an hour ago."
"sorry to disappoint yr toad but my toad got stuck in traffic"
"koadtoad."
(koadtoad means "i'm programming")
"why are your eyes red?"
"smoaktoad"
(smoaktoad means "i was engaging in the consumption of cannabis")
2. "where is yr toad? it was supposed to get here an hour ago."
"sorry to disappoint yr toad but my toad got stuck in traffic"
by causticfellow February 27, 2010
Get the toad mug.A phrase of salutation used by fans of the University of Mississippi (Ole Miss). Can be used as a greeting or departing phrase as an expression of goodwill. Commonly used on game day in the Grove or via text conversations. See also "Hotty Toddy"
Drive Thru Clerk: "Sir, your total is twelve dollars and forty five cents"
Michael: "Thanks! Hotty Toddy Bitches!"
Brian: "Que Pasa?"
Kevin: "Hotty Toddy Bitches!"
Michael: "Thanks! Hotty Toddy Bitches!"
Brian: "Que Pasa?"
Kevin: "Hotty Toddy Bitches!"
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