1 definition by causticfellow
1. a suffix added to any word rhyming with it. the addition of the suffix transforms the word into a clause answering the question that prompted the utterance of the word to begin with.
usage notes: (a) the preceding word alters its spelling to resemble that of the suffix (i.e., "oa"). (b) some circles of linguists argue that the resulting clause can take any tense. (c) responsively, toad is used in its second use (see below). (d) the requirement of rhyme can be stretched if the user of "toad" as a suffix is intoxicated, and the general consensus is to only need to rhyme the vowel section of the word.
2. (mf) one's person.
usage notes: (a) the preceding word alters its spelling to resemble that of the suffix (i.e., "oa"). (b) some circles of linguists argue that the resulting clause can take any tense. (c) responsively, toad is used in its second use (see below). (d) the requirement of rhyme can be stretched if the user of "toad" as a suffix is intoxicated, and the general consensus is to only need to rhyme the vowel section of the word.
2. (mf) one's person.
1. "what are you doing?"
"koadtoad."
(koadtoad means "i'm programming")
"why are your eyes red?"
"smoaktoad"
(smoaktoad means "i was engaging in the consumption of cannabis")
2. "where is yr toad? it was supposed to get here an hour ago."
"sorry to disappoint yr toad but my toad got stuck in traffic"
"koadtoad."
(koadtoad means "i'm programming")
"why are your eyes red?"
"smoaktoad"
(smoaktoad means "i was engaging in the consumption of cannabis")
2. "where is yr toad? it was supposed to get here an hour ago."
"sorry to disappoint yr toad but my toad got stuck in traffic"
by causticfellow February 28, 2010