Thirsty Thurmsday

When thursty Thirsday just isn't rhursty enough

Guy - You guy goin to thutty Thiimsday?
GUY- FUCk yeah I am!!! It thirsty Thurdsday!! Lol. I mean thirsty Thurmsday

by Steve Jablonski April 4, 2019

Thirsty goat

Going down on your partner, and licking like you haven’t drank water in days

He was thirsty goat-ing me like hell

by Thegoatlicker69 August 24, 2019

thirst aid kit

Any container containing ice cold beer

Don't forget to bring your thirst aid kit on the float trip tomorrow.

by Official Buzzy June 20, 2021

Mad Thirst

It is when a person is being extra needy. When they want something they KNOW they cant have and make it obvious AKA WICKED DESPERATE.

We were at a party right? and this dude I guess forgot his beers and was mad thirst drinking ours.

by KbostonSALEM September 26, 2008

gator thirst

A condition that a woman (or man) has when enthusiastically and wildly performing oral sex on a penis, as if displaying extreme hunger and thirst for the penis.

Ex: That bitch be sucking on my nillzz like she got the Gator Thirst!

by legendarynova January 27, 2014

cock thirsty cum dumpster

An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.

First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."

by Shedofwork September 28, 2017

Thirsties

The worst thing in the world. Your throat is getting dry, your lips are cracking. Your mind is slowly going and you have no choice but to sit and watch. You need a drink, but there are none in sight.

Wayne: I would literally drink my own piss right now.
Markus: Man, sounds like you got a case of the thirsties!
*Wayne strikes Markus dead*

by dannydunlop October 7, 2009