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Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation
Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P
by T-shake October 18, 2009
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thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.
Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)
by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011
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Think Tank

Conference room that is used more often to have sex in than actually come up with ideas for the company.
Guy#1: Wow i can't believe Jason choked in the Think Tank.

Guy#2: Wrong time to let loose a stinky fart.
by Jaehoal P. Owns October 21, 2011
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thickie

slang for solid waste matter - aka shit
"After I got home, I had a nice long thickie in the bathroom....and felt great afterwards!"

- opposite of "thinnie" (pee)
by Holly January 1, 2008
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People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong have realized that opinions, despite popular belief, can indeed be wrong.

If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.

Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."
Example A:

"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."

This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.

Example B:

"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."

This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.
by Paradox665 January 8, 2009
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i think we should see other people

What a hoebag says when they want to break up with you most likely because they are seeing someone else. This means "haha, i already am seeing other people. fuck you."
by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018
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Think About It

Used when someone says something that, in the hands of someone with a dirty mind, can sound sexual.
"Pound it!"
"LOL!"
"What?"
"Think about it!"
by ITS FUCKING ME YOU BITCHES! February 19, 2010
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