Tinker Balls

noun; person, in most cases a male, who dances in tight pants and flat shoes, similar to the look of Tinker-Bell.

Tinker Balls is another synonym for Twinkle Dick

To be referred to as a "Tinker Balled Bitch" is the same to being called a closet-homo, w/hilla or a fag

"Dude, did you see TINKER BALLS last night, at first i thought he was one of the go go dancers."

"He's fine as hell, until he starts busting out this weird Irish jig meets jumpforce style of dancing, hes total TINKER BALLED bitch."

twinkle dick fucktard w/hilla mancer

by stillCANTpoop August 3, 2011

thicker than a snicker

a fat person who is not sloppy just thick

I haven't seen her in a long time; she's gotten thicker than a snicker.

by zzmdusa May 24, 2010

Tallahassee Tinkertoy

When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.

"Dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a Tallahassee Tinkertoy?"
"No, that's just fucked up."

by ihateleftovers September 20, 2009

nipple twinker

a person who twinkes a womans nipples

dude i would love to be jennifer lopez's nipple twinker

by kyle September 26, 2004

TINKER

Young Girls/teenage girls who are under legal age but try and act older than they really are. (Tinker Refering to a baby Lobster that fisherman throw back in the ocean because they are not big enough to keep.)

Al:"Did you see that Tinker fleet walking down the road?"...
Kenny:"Yea there too young though u know the saying 12 will get you 20!."

Al: Thats an awesome looking woman Kenny:Too bad shes only a Tinker.

by DoUgH$ December 23, 2003

tinker bell syndrome

The condition in women of staying childish constantly; unable to grow up.

That mother is acting like a teenage girl- she definitely has tinker bell syndrome.

by Crayola wonder September 12, 2013

tinker bell

when a man ejaculates on a person, then simultaneously takes a fist full of glitter and or sparkles, and then lightly and gracefully onto that said person.

Daren:" Bro, did you see that girl i left with last night?
Alex:"Ya man she was hot"
Daren: "I took her back to my place and tinker belled her right in the face,
That bitch was glowing"
Alex: "I bet she believes in fairies now"

by Bofina and Shanaynay March 16, 2014