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Teenager

one who is in thier teens. I should know I am 16.
I am a Teenager and a generally honest one at that.
by Light Joker May 17, 2004
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teenage boy syndrome

when guys are acting horny and wanting some, but the girl isn't feeling it at the time
boy: wanna fuck
girl: golly gee not now, your such a horny bastard
boy:sorry i just have teenage boy syndrome!
by Fedflames September 29, 2005
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Secret Life of the American Teenager

A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.
daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!
by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011
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teenage moustache

Guys who just hit puberty who can't fucking shave their nasty-ass "moustaches" because they're too afraid to ask their daddy for a razor. Not dark, but noticable hair on a guy's upper lip. So gross.
by Super Cool Cat. October 23, 2004
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8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.
by Predeckis April 28, 2006
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teef

Dont piss me off or im gonna kick your teef in
by Josh1234567897574 April 8, 2007
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teenage routine

generally made up of...

waking up 3-5 hours after everyone else
taking a shower
eating a hefty breakfest
masterbate
eat lunch
go outside and be active
masterbate
eat dinner
watch TV
masterbate
sleep
"Jefferys teenage routine often consisted of him jacking off before bedtime"
by DoctorKoles August 10, 2009
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