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technicoitus

a term used to describe a contextual equivalent of sex. two people have performed technicoitus when they participate in any activity deemed as such by their friends and peers.

if either of the two involved, or a friend of theirs, responds to this action the same way they would to sex, it's technicoitus.

goes well with the NBA referee's hand signal for "Technical Foul." (making a T with your two open hands.)

repeated acts of technicoitus often account for the misery inherent of the "Friend Zone."
Bro 1: "No, Ashley and I are just friends. All we did last weekend was watch Titanic at her place."

Bro 2: "Man, i'm calling technicoitus. You can't watch a sad romantic movie or a romantic comedy alone with a chick outside of a theater and JUST be friends."

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Bro 1: "Shit got weird when that ugly chick from Chem texted me a winkie face."

Bro 2: "What did you say back?"

Bro 1: "I didn't know what to do. I sent her a winkie face back."

Bro 2: "TECHNICOITUS dude! That chick thinks you wanna shag!"
by ProBoonage November 15, 2011
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Technical Inhale

The breathing through the teeth sound a person makes right before they correct another on a minute or nuanced point.
<Technical Inhale> Well, actually, the reason that...
by Libertinian September 27, 2017
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technecessarily

A combining of the words "technically" and "not necessarily", used when you want address a topic but can escape to either side of the argument.
Technically, a person should vote, although it does not necessarily seem to matter. Therefore, technecessarily you should vote.
by Elizabeth Catherine Mavello December 22, 2018
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techknowledgy

Well, what you just said doesn't sound very scientific to me, imho it's rather techknowledgy.
by OneWorldDestiny December 23, 2018
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Tchonla

Tchonla, also called big KEV is a Russian spy who is actually from `frica. He's is very big and likes bling bling stuff.

he smells like fresh cucumber. He loves looking like a Russian babushka and he also is feeling like one if he's eating his favourite: pelmeni.
His Slang is wagwan. Tchonla can't decide if he's a british roadman or a Swiss cheese. The term TCHONLA is also used as a adjective for being happy and sweaty of happiness.
BIG KEV: I am feeling so Tchonla today.
Anton: oh yeah, I can smell that.
by blueman777 July 5, 2021
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Technalite

An amazing guy, who is very intelligent and a very caring person. He is very modest and puts others before him. He is very nice when it comes to plagiarism removal and is an expert at removing plagiarism. He is one of the greatest writers you'll ever encounter, and is the definition of the a great plagiarism remover.
Technalite is good at plagiarism Removal
by Tecnalite November 23, 2021
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Technical Wizard

A YouTuber who makes tech videos, who’s also an otaku.
Have you seen that Technical Wizard video?
by Your Local Stickbug October 20, 2022
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