Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.

I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.

by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022

Squelch

An onomatopoeia of the sound of a man's balls being crushed. Used primarily to indicate a feeling emasculation or otherwise general discomfort.

"Go squelch yourself" - A pejorative comment to another person, synonymous with "go f**k yourself"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"

by Darryl Evans May 5, 2022

Squanching

When you just be chilling and shitting with your homies

Me and me homles just be squanching at Lamar's house

by BallzInYoJawz21 May 7, 2022

Squanch

A word used to describe a person’s quirky and hoeish personality

Damnnnnn, she seems mighty squanch

by Squanchy July 12, 2022

Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.

That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.

by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022

Squinchy

A shortened form of the term "twinny squish". A friend you feel particularly excited about (often though not always nonromantically and nonsexually) due to a significant overlap in your special interests. They may be someone you work on projects with, be your go-to person for talking about specific subjects of interest, or be someone with whom you share important life experiences in common. You might not be besties, but you could probably talk for hours at a time, at least, if they enjoy hanging out with you as much as you enjoy being around them.

"Are you free tonight?"
"No, I'm hanging out with my squinchy tonight. We have plans to grab coffee and discuss public transit systems"
"Are you working on a project together?"
"No, we're just both really into public transit."

by empathizer September 5, 2022

Squelched

Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.

Did you hear Bryan's voice after he hit the bong?

Yeah he's totally squelched right now.

by shanagains9211 October 3, 2022