As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.
"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."
by Filthanthropist February 17, 2022
Get the Elevator Speechmug. The action of having a long talk with a person (whom you are usually giving a lecture to for doing something bad). The person who is being speeched at will usually not get many words in.
by Mio-naa September 4, 2009
Get the To Speech Atmug. A speech to express gratitude to the user-publishers at Urbandictionary for inducting definitions into the database. Akin to the speeches made by accomplished athletes who have excelled at their sport. These are definitions which have been accepted after many arduous attempts but well worth it too. Also similar to Academy Award Speech or Grammy Speech.
I won't make my UD Induction Speech long, I only have 30 seconds. But I would like to thank God, my parents, my children, my cats, my pets, my teachers, my workmates for all their support. But special thanks to all great user publishers who make this place great and inducting my Sadie
by lando888 September 17, 2015
Get the UD Induction Speechmug. A made up term by sexually confused tiktokers and "school teachers" who believe a different opinion makes you LITERALLY HITLER!!!!. These ghouls usually can be seen gushing over "celebrities" like Taylor Swift whilst taking there 10th covid vaccine of the week.
Hate speech can consist of any statement such as " There are only men and women" or Donald Trump was an actual president. Such takes will almost certainly cause the FBI to show up on your doorstep and begin questioning you at gunpoint.
The pink haired land mammoths and bug eating residents of San Francisco will preach from the highest abortion pile to tell others that they are spreading hate speech, all the while supporting terrorist groups, veganism, Hasan Piker, as well as laugh at Stephen Colbert jokes which were written by 100 unfunny Hollywood writers.
Hate speech can consist of any statement such as " There are only men and women" or Donald Trump was an actual president. Such takes will almost certainly cause the FBI to show up on your doorstep and begin questioning you at gunpoint.
The pink haired land mammoths and bug eating residents of San Francisco will preach from the highest abortion pile to tell others that they are spreading hate speech, all the while supporting terrorist groups, veganism, Hasan Piker, as well as laugh at Stephen Colbert jokes which were written by 100 unfunny Hollywood writers.
Normal citizen: Hey bro, kids shouldnt be exposed to tips touching in pre school.
Blue haired gunt monster with sour cream tits: THATS HATE SPEECH YOU NAZI FASCIST WHITE SUPREMACIST!
Blue haired gunt monster with sour cream tits: THATS HATE SPEECH YOU NAZI FASCIST WHITE SUPREMACIST!
by Distortus Dongasaurus December 6, 2023
Get the Hate Speechmug. by GasparThalasso May 19, 2025
Get the No Text to Speechmug. I just got my telephone bill today. Unless I pay a small fortune, they're sending in the phone cops. Ouch!
I guess that Cracked and Mad magazines were correct... the telephone company does not believe in free speech.
I guess that Cracked and Mad magazines were correct... the telephone company does not believe in free speech.
by bitchuck April 24, 2025
Get the free speechmug. by Definitely not blue February 24, 2025
Get the Texas speechmug.