sparkazzly

awesome
spectacular
superb

I'm feeling sparkazzly today.

by Emma :-p October 26, 2006

spartacus'ed

To be originally a victim of ID theft but later having 1-up.

Originated from when spartacus had lots of slaves pretend to be him so he wouldn't be tortured for many days on end but only crucified.

Jim's ID hassle took a great turn when he closed the theif's accounts and get $200. He got totally spartacus'ed.

by DeanA006 March 10, 2008

Spare Ribs Bbq

to have sex with a skinny girl

tonight im going to have me a spare ribs bbq!!

by blec May 6, 2010

spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 13, 2010

sparta middle school

a school created by an angry old fart filled with entitled crybabies. everyone is xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, and judge you for being FUCKING human. the staff tend to ignore the children who are sufferring from mental illness, and praise the rich fuckgirls and fuckboys for being rich. because that’s how capitalism works i guess. the staff are those kind of people who put up “DARE TO BE DIFFERENT” signs but label you as mental the minute you tell them how you feel.

me: you go to sparta middle school?
dhdjdjfn: i fucking heard of it the people there are whiny rich kids

by yeehawslut February 7, 2019

Spare

Spare (n.) Pertaining to the line of succession in a monarchy. The sibling of a future monarch; bitter backbencher who resents having to work for a living; shirks his duties to the public while demanding that the taxpayer support his lavish lifestyle; insists on using his birthright titles in a foreign country which doesn't recognize said titles; demands privacy from the great unwashed, but signs lucrative contracts with Hollywood brass; monetizes events that are over a quarter of a century old; Emotionally and intellectually stunted. History will remember him as a sad, bleak, self aggrandizing man, or alternatively, as a middling influencer shilling nutritional supplements.

The Duke of Irrelevance is a Spare—his Brother is a future King.

by Sad Spare October 31, 2022

A spare dick in a fucking contest

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.

"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

by hteb78 April 29, 2013