soggy biscuit

what swedish people eat on christmas

soggy biscuits r so gud

by Cooper Mcdonald April 4, 2016

Soggy Weiner

To Give a man a Blow jay while he is very soft :D

RANDY: yo broseph i just got THE best Soggy Weiner from my GF
IT WAS GREAT

Homo:Doubt it

by HONDO! March 27, 2009

sooyeon

the inventor of The Middle Finger Dance.

A: dude, do you know whos the inventor of the middle finger dance?

B: everyone knows that. its sooyeon.

by monkeydonkey November 28, 2010

Soggy wafer

Soggy biscuit is a game well known to the male race however cannot be played by females however the ergonomics of a digestive biscuit is not suitable for the cunt. A wafer is inserted within the cunt, followed by the girls turning themselves on. The female who achieves the wettest biscuit wins.

The girls played soggy wafer last night, turns out alex had a subaquatic beaver.

by Marcusthelad December 10, 2012

Soggy Miyagi

When a boy tea bags another boy or girl in the mouth and pokes his or her eye with his penis. Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid) invented and is the master of this move.

The girl likes it when i give her the old soggy miyagi.

by Mr.Miyagi November 14, 2006

sooky sooky la la

an australian childish expression for someone who is behaving childish, i.e. throwing a tantrum to get their own way

sook: "why didn't you buy me some lollies? you promised you would. i'm never speaking to you again!"

me: "oh sooky sooky la la, quit your whinging"

by st0nedg0at August 8, 2009

soggy jewish perm

the act of wanking in the shower, then ejaculating into a mass of your own mothers pubic hair, but in doing so clogging the plug hole. afterwards, the cum-filled hair must be fished out using a bare hand, then the semen must be filtered from the hair using both hands. One may then choose to shower again, as flecks of solidified sperm may have become lodged in nooks or crannies

'im goin for a shower'
'wil u b indulgin in a soggy jewish perm'
'of course'

by a_nonymous November 5, 2006