It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.
by Cosmog March 03, 2021
1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.
a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.
derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.
Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.
3. a support network
a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.
derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.
Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.
3. a support network
by clayhands December 08, 2010
Person 1: “Bro I’m way too high to go into McDonald’s right now”
Person 2: “I got the sober stick on me right now just hit it and you’ll be good”
Person 2: “I got the sober stick on me right now just hit it and you’ll be good”
by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024
The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!
After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!
by RawDyke July 17, 2023
A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.
I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
Sober Karakat is when ur dick itches hard so u pull it out. Cause of this basic hygiene, if u don't wipe ur ass it will extend till ur dick. First signs: black and stinky penis
by Изи википедия June 11, 2023
This bloke's golden, introverted to the extremes, dodges any advancing females (of course, he's really sober), an embodiment of humour, really sweet. In short, a sugar cube.
by Arin5678 May 21, 2021