the smooter

The thing that hangs down between a mans thighs. Also known as the wang or the noodle

My husband let me rub the smooter last night.

by G32thedestroyer March 1, 2015

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017

Active Smooter

The act of firing garbled nonsense from a fully loaded smoking gun

Sense and understanding run for cover from the words of an active smooter

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

J.smoove

Real ass nigga bout his or her bread

J.smoove for President

by J.$moove November 21, 2021

JB Smoove

A more amplified way to say “fire” or “high quality”

Man that song Big RE$$ made is JB Smoove as hell

by YuOfTheNight February 28, 2022

Tooter Smooter

Fart smeller

Jacob, my weird uncle, kept on being a tooter smooter around the young girls

by Scrumble Bumshkin April 9, 2022

J Smoove

J Smoove is a cool cat. SUPER smooth with anyone he runs into. J9 killed J Smoove

"J Smoove went home with that dime, he turned her into a puddle of melted ice cream in seconds"

by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025