Slurp Life

Living happy and unapertured , irrespective of whatever challenge you are facing.

Lost your job? Problem no dey finish, Slurp Life

by Slurp Life October 16, 2023

slurp monster

“Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.

AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!

by Saltyfishsaucesally January 3, 2024

slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility

“woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”

by GreenYogaBalls May 22, 2023

slurp chug

A noise made when your lips suction on a cup. Definetly not fucking pleasant.

Bro, teach me how to slurp Chug like that!

by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020

Turd Slurp

The act of eating ass; annalingus

E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.

by Schmorgan June 9, 2018

Free slurps

Not paying to get your dick sucked

Ayy girl you gonna give me some free slurps

by What the fuck it ain't working May 13, 2017

Slurping the Soup

Similar to drinking the Kool Aid, except you actively attempt to spread the beliefs.

Those MAGA idiots sure are slurping the soup!

by Bingo 33 October 27, 2023