SHIELD

English: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Spanish: Servicio Homologado de Inteligencia, Espionaje, Logística y Defensa.
SHIELD
by juanantonia March 16, 2022
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shield brothers

One of a kind, no one can stop them no matter what that bitch does. They can only be created with a powerhouse, a backstabber and a lunatic.
Look at this lunatic! I bet he is from the shield brothers.
by Aboodchi almoslemani May 21, 2017
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Agents of shield

Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.
“ Wait you like agents of shield
yasssssssss
“ ok yeah we BESTIESSSS “

Xxx
by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021
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Bubble shield

When you scrunch up your penis and wrap your ballsack over it
My girlfriend wanted sex but I said “no!” and deployed bubble shield
by JDPeef December 21, 2022
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Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.
by Lindylvr April 17, 2020
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intrusion shield

What every single dude needs to wear when he goes out on the town at night. It comes in two models- stainless steel buns and plasma offender repulsion. Stainless steel lets people know you're well defended (and leaves your enemy with marks and bad dreams), while plasma offender repulsion lets you make sure the offender will never offend again.
After slipping on a package of cottage cheese, Steve was saved from mass absolute bangage by his stainless steel buns intrusion shield.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 30, 2004
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Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.
Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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