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Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”
by The master cock November 24, 2021
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Seagulling

Seagulling is when you spy on two people having sex and when they're about to finish, you jump out and pretend your a seagull.
I can't believe James seagulled me and Karen last night. Seagulling (Jumping out and acting like a seagull)
by Mic meadows February 8, 2017
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Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.
Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.
by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019
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Hungry seagull

A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.

Dude : what?

Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
by Dollop June 8, 2018
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Seagulls

white bird with grey wings, squawks annoyingly, swoops in, dive bombs, steal food, then fly away
AAAAAAAAARGH those seagulls stole my fish and chips
by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023
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Seagull

julian is a seagull
by Aiyana101 March 31, 2021
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Seagulling

When someone hangs around someone that has drugs in hopes that they will either give them some or let down their guard for a second so they can swoop in and get them.
"Sometimes I hate going over there with dope. Her brother is seagulling and I can't get a minute alone with her."
by siddimus October 29, 2020
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