Scrolliosis

Compulsive scrolling on your cell phone

Man he has scrolliosis bad

by Deepc3 May 3, 2025

Scroll burner

A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.

Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.

“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”

by anonymous May 30, 2025

scrollcattle

The passive, thumb-flicking masses who endlessly scroll through content feeds with minimal thought or engagement, consuming whatever pops up like digital cud. Scrollcattle don't search — they graze. Their reflex-driven consumption feeds the algorithm and rewards the lowest-effort content, especially from rollpagers.

Origin:
From “scroll” (to swipe endlessly through digital content) and “cattle” (docile, domesticated herd animals). Suggests a loss of agency and a domesticated attention span shaped by autoplay, infinite feeds, and recommendation engines.

See also:
thumbsheep, feedslave, dopamine drifter, algofodder

“How did that low effort video hit 12 million views?”
“Scrollcattle. The algorithm’s sacred herd.”

by Daryco Bear June 27, 2025

Scrollache

Mild headache you get after you spend a lot of time scrolling through your phone ( or any other screen ).

I stayed up late last night scrolling through TikTok videos, and now I’ve got a Scrollache.

by Sagun31 August 10, 2025

scroll fugue

A disassociated state where someone loses awareness while scrolling social media and unconsciously drifts between apps. Similar to a fugue state, it involves memory gaps, autopilot browsing, and the sudden realization that you’ve ended up deep in another feed without remembering how.

I knew it was time for bed when I got sent into a scroll fugue last night while scrolling on X.

by thenamelessboss September 9, 2025

Scrolling

The act of rolling a ten strip of blotter LSD into a cylindrical tube, inserting it into your urethra, and proceeding to have unprotected intercourse with your female partner; Resulting in the conception of the ultimate psychonaut offspring, in addition to a extremely intense psychedelic experience for both intimate partners.

Did you hear that Jimmy was scrolling during the Tipper Sunrise set?

by Prolapse Mafia September 23, 2025

Scrollogy

The study or habit of endless scrolling on social media or the internet — often done unconsciously, yet with expert-level dedication. A modern “science” practiced by almost everyone with a phone.

After three hours on TikTok, I realized I’ve earned my PhD in Scrollogy.

by Hasanworder October 8, 2025