Schmeal Deal

A collection of pure top notch Schmeals. For the simple price of £3.50 at your local Morrisons

Morrison's got nothin on them Schmeal Deals

by Calstudogsqueezy x November 15, 2019

Schmate

a schmuck who's your mate.

Listen here schmate.

by Uxoray November 15, 2019

shmeat

to have a small dick

sha has a serious case of shmeat

by Shmeat beater6000 December 24, 2019

Schemation

N. The process of plotting against a fellow member of “the game” or opponent, to overthrow, finnesse, or induce inception.

Ex: Only with schemation towards his boss, would he be able to leave “the game”.

by Phrankly March 29, 2020

Shmeat

Small penis the no one likes

Timmy has a shmeat and can’t get wit a girl because of his small shmeat

by Thatisok12345 June 7, 2020

Shmeat

Being a fuckdick, shitdick , annoying motherfucker, etc.

Jacob's such a shmeat

You know that fool vance, hes a shmeat

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Shmeat

To have a penis of average length, but A LOT of girth.

He doesn’t have a Slong but he definitely has a shmeat.

by Lonely.Spider November 12, 2020