schmuck

a jewish work for "dick"

it a jewish word mike, u fucking moron, not yidish

by James April 5, 2005

schlock

An unsophisticated guy that does something like walk out of his house barefoot while eating a sandwich to get his mail. Will spoil your view. Has a cocky attitude and thinks all women love him when the reality is women are just tolerating him.

Damn, look at that schlock eating his sandwich. What a slob!

by Sugarmomma November 7, 2006

schlock

annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt

that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock

by Robinrobby August 21, 2007

schmuck

The excess paper at the end of the roach on a joint. Called 'schmuck' because you usually cut it off.

"I won't be able to get a good haul off that man, cut that schmuck off"

by NewFnShow January 10, 2009

schmuck

Literally meaning "jewellery" or "treasure", the yiddish word "schmock"/"shmock"/"shmuck" is usually used to refer to a cocksucking faggot or, if used with a possessive, to a mere cock. Other common yiddish slang words for a mantool are "schtick" and "putz". Each of them bears a slightly different connotation.

Aaron:"Berel is such a shmock!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"

Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"

by haDurak March 13, 2009

schlock

a hybrid sock b with a rubber bottom similar to a slipper

"I went to the hospital and they took my shoes! I had to wear schlocks

by sickness of deep thinking October 16, 2016

Schlick Pop

This word is most commonly used to describe the noise that Doug/Louis/Dave's ass makes when G's penis is removed from it.

G: Hey Doug, you ready for a nasty "schlick pop"?
Doug: No, please keep going!

by Jeff Ladd a.k.a. Meatballs December 19, 2004