The Root of All Evil 

Money

Poor man- hey can i have some money
Middle class man- no dude, it’s the root of all evil

The Root of All Evil by Queensslaphoes November 2, 2017

the square root of bugger all 

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

the square root of bugger all by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

got root 

alternative version of 'got milk'. it refers to root access on a computer running linux, which is the equivalent of administrator on windows.

got root?

*types 'sudo' into terminal*

have now!

got root by Atolm August 9, 2006

elephant root 

The action of inserting ones elbow or knee into partners genitals, assimilating the sensation of being rooted by an elephant.

my boyfriend was holding me from behind and out of nowhere his knee came up and elephant rooted me!

elephant root by k-leen September 1, 2005

Upto Root 

A phrase created by Leroy to be used in any situation/context to greet anyone. Most commonly used to describe a potential sexual partner.

Leroy: Upto root
Matt: Texting that root i meet in town.
Leroy: Pretty sure that was a big shitter root.
Matt: Wtf!? Roots a root, dickhead.
*Root turns up
Matt: Wtf? That root wasn't that big when i was drunk.
Leroy: Hahaha fucking things got water wings.

Upto Root by Pirate Root August 20, 2013

kyle root 

A bitch nigga with a small penis fucks bitches across the country virtually

Hey ur pulling a kyle root i am tired of you shit

kyle root by nigga rich January 15, 2014

bull root 

A bell end of unimaginable proportions. A complete and utter cunt.
A toss pot that usually attempts to appear superior in their use of English by using words that nobody actually understands. Usually the person attempting to use these words has not only, no idea how to spell them but what also they mean, thus cementing the audience's initial impression that the user of the said words is in fact a bell end.

Timmy Architect to rich client - "yaaaahhh, i need to relate this back into the adjusted matrix and then issue the next tranche of juxtapositional installations."

what an utter bull root.

bull root by McLoxy March 26, 2007