coattail rider

(n.) Usually male, a person who tries to leverage previous face time to sleep with or "date" someone that's been involved with a friend.

Bob only met Sarah because I was dating her, and as soon as we broke up, he asked her out. What a coattail rider.

by Inox October 17, 2006

ridonkydonk

Synonym for ridiculous.

Dude, that's pretty ridonkydonk.

by WeAz June 15, 2007

Goon-rider

A person that rides motocross (i.e dirt bikes and/or atvs) , who buys the most expensive gear, bike, and equipment but is terrible at the sport. They think they are good but have no style and look like they are a rag doll on the bike. When they accelerate it whips them back in a violent motion and they take out lines and berms on the track. They also land short on jumps also known as "casing". They have no sense of what they are doing.

"Hey Tanner, want to go to Throttle 215?" Said Chase.
"Yeah. Lets hope there are no goon-riders there." Said Tanner

"Hey Chase, isn't that your buddy Alex over there? He has the new 2012 Honda." Said Tanner
"Yeah, but he is a goon-rider." Said Chase.
"Oh man! You're right! ha What a goon." Said Tanner.

by TheAPON13machine November 17, 2011

ridonk

A jacked-up version of 'ridiculous.'

"He's gonna call after 11 pm on a Friday? That's ridonk!"

by lil'rica January 1, 2005

double dutch rider

The act of grabbing your penis and having a partner grab his own penis. Then you grab your partners arm with your unoccupied hand and moving it in an up and down motion (jerking him off) while he does the same to you.

That double dutch rider last night was fucking awesome!

by paulie lemonz July 26, 2010

Pale Rider's Wrath

A drink that is guaranteed either a duey, loss of self control, embarassment, alcohol poisoning, and or death. As opposed to regular Jungle Juice served out of a large styrofoam container, this drink too is out of a styrofoam container but will get u twice as destroyed as Jungle Juice. Follow the steps to make a White Russian except switch out the Vodka for Everclear and add cream till taste is smooth. Continue until container is full enough to make a minimum of at least four girls and two guys pass out. Douse entire mixture with Amaretto to taste. Don a Michael Myers mask, Scream mask or some other ghastly mask and mix with large ladle laughing like a maniac daring anyone to drink it at the party. Hilarity ensues

-What the hell is he doing over there?

-I don't know. Why the hell is he laughing like that and wearing that damn Scream mask?

-Emily's going over there.

-He's pourin her a drink. What the hell is that stuff?!

-He said he was making some stupid ass drink called Pale RiiiiiiiiiGod f'ing damn!!!! She just f'ing passed out!!! Go get her!!

(Deranged laughter in background)

( Pale Rider's Wrath strikes again bitch bahahahaha!!!)

-I'm calling the cops.

by slicstaviczta November 12, 2007

ridonculous

adj. something that is so extremely ridiculous that one can't comprehend the full ridculousness of it.

Rufus Wainwright is so cool, everyone who doesn't like him is ridonculous

by A.P. Gooey July 5, 2004