In computers, a printer is a device that accepts text and graphic output from a computer and transfers the information to paper, usually to standard size sheets of paper. Printers are sometimes sold with computers, but more frequently are purchased separately. Printers vary in size, speed, sophistication, and cost. In general, more expensive printers are used for higher-resolution color printing.
"Holy ginger noodles bro, the printer spat out paper with a picture on it!"
"Bro that's what printers do"
"awesome"
"Bro that's what printers do"
"awesome"
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Get the Pruitted mug.similar to the shocker and juicer. It is when all four fingers are used. "Two in the pink and two in the stink."
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Person 1: So, I walked into my girlfriend's house and there she was with some other guy! For revenge, I spilled all her secrets on the web.
Person 2: Quit lying, that's the opening to Cut! Print It.
Person 2: Quit lying, that's the opening to Cut! Print It.
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Pronouned "puh-funt", this is when a girl with a funt has a funt so large, it's pronounced (hence the "p") so you mistake her for being pregnant. You definitely know you a pfunt when you see it, because the girl who has one often kicks you in the balls after you ask her when the baby is due.
Bob: "Hey Jane, haven't see you in a while."
Jane: "I know Bob, it's been a while."
Bob: "So... do you know if it's a boy or girl, and when is it due?"
Jane: --kicks Bob in the balls and walks away--
Bob: --unprintable pain and crying out for help-
Dan: "Holy shit, Bob, what happened to you?"
Bob: "That douchebag Jane had a pfunt so large that I thought she was pregnant, and she kicked me in the balls. Stupid bitch!"
Dan: "That mean nasty bitch has to do some crunches to get rid of that pfunt."
Jane: "I know Bob, it's been a while."
Bob: "So... do you know if it's a boy or girl, and when is it due?"
Jane: --kicks Bob in the balls and walks away--
Bob: --unprintable pain and crying out for help-
Dan: "Holy shit, Bob, what happened to you?"
Bob: "That douchebag Jane had a pfunt so large that I thought she was pregnant, and she kicked me in the balls. Stupid bitch!"
Dan: "That mean nasty bitch has to do some crunches to get rid of that pfunt."
by ExNWPers August 8, 2005
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