during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:
"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"
note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"
variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"
"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"
note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"
variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"
Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"
"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"
Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"
"Oh, word?"
Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."
"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"
Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"
"Oh, word?"
Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."
by MADAOXCHAN July 18, 2009
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Get the Perkaset mug.A saying used when someone is ranting about something comparing their rant with a gospel preacher.
It can be a good or a bad rant, but the use of "Preach it sister" is often ironic.
It can be a good or a bad rant, but the use of "Preach it sister" is often ironic.
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Guy 1: Preach it sister!
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Guy 3: Preach it sister!
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Get the pream mug.The constant talk and build up of near-future sex, usually from the male in a relationship, generally resulting in the female being a) annoyed, b) grossed out c) disinterested or d) any/all of a,b,c.
Bill is coming home early today. He called me with the preamble. Ew.
All this preamble is making me want to go eat a pizza instead of having sex.
Preamble pressure is the murderer of libido.
All this preamble is making me want to go eat a pizza instead of having sex.
Preamble pressure is the murderer of libido.
by SheLarry January 7, 2011
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Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"
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