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Global Porning

The mass takeover of the world by porn, resulting in nobody leaving their computers or tvs due to being completely infatuated with porn.
I'm wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. We're experiencing global porning.
by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010
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shit-posting

posting on a forum or site while taking a shit.
"Zack was shit-posting on the toilet."
by steverogerific March 8, 2015
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porking

Nicole: Sonia, where did all the Cauliflower go?
Sonia: I don't know, ask Ann! She's been porking on it all day!
by NSA May 15, 2006
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parting ways

when a girl is wearing a thong and shits herself, and the poo splits into 2 halves.
by emoney June 19, 2004
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Ponting

A Ponting is a hoe ass nigga whom is usually extremely annoying and have small penises.
Bro Ponting is so skinny. Even Fumi can bench-press him. Talk about "Skineras"
by SimplyFrangzClaw21 November 12, 2019
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Crab Potting

The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.
Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.
by smuchibuchi October 5, 2011
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Jump Posting

A tactic usually used on forums or chat boxes. Works best when there are more then two people.

Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Purposeful Jump posting:

Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?

Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3

Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D

Person 1: That's cool.

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Accidental Jump Posting:

Person 1: S'up Person 3?

Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.

Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*

Person 2: T_T
by ~Spark~ August 5, 2011
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